A mid-summer night hare (33)

Hareta arrives home. She is looking through the hacked camera to monitor the interaction between Ackley and Emmy. Hareta thinks this kind of secret spying would make her invincible.

In that little video screen, Emmy is flirting with Ackley again.

Emmy says, “Hubby, let me ask you a question. I will let you kiss me if you get it right.”

Ackley says, “Sure. Go ahead.”

Emmy says, “You are kind of a sitting duck but you have been really popular among birds and the cocks. Why do you think that is the case?”

Ackley says, “Because I am awesome. And I am handsome. I could be God’s son.”

Emmy says, “You are delusional. No, guess again.”

Ackley says, “Maybe because I am paddling below the water and look calm on the outside?”

Emmy says, “Haha, you are shameless. But no!”

Ackley then hugs Emmy from the back and says, “Then why don’t you tell me the answer now? I can’t seem to guess it right. You just want to prove that you are smart and worth my love, right?”

Emmy says, “Okay. Let me tell you why. It is because ducks always quack. Q.U.A.C.K.!”

Ackley says, “Your gag is not funny.”

Emmy says, “Black Jesus.”

Ackley says, “You could be Mother Mary. I want milk. Feed me and you shall live.”

Emmy says, “You really are hopeless. Go find your Peter, Paul and Mary.”

Ackley says, “Why? I like feeding on your breast. Get fat so I can have enough of you.”

Emmy says, “Legend-DAIRY.”

Then Emmy proudly takes out her phone with a photo of a woman with three boobies and says, “You will love her. Any normal guy with two hands would not be able to handle this.”