A mid-summer night hare (51)

These partners in crime stay close to Emmy.

Ackley continues to act his one man show of a loving husband. Everybody can see behind his masks. But he has to keep faking. They say fake it til you make it, right?

Ackley finishes his overtime work and comes back at 12 midnight again. Emmy happily greets him when he is home. She even offers him a good massage.

Emmy says, “My hubby, you work so hard. You are missed.”

Ackley says, “How is your day?”

Emmy say, “You actually care about me? I am so happy. You still care about me after such a long day of work. n 55lW i……”

Ackley says, “what’s that code? I thought you can’t code.”

Emmy says, “I am jealous of your co-workers and secretary. They can see you every day. You spend so much time with them and your clients too. Who said I can’t code? You know I have been taking computer classes these days.”

Ackley says, “What have you learned today?”

Emmy says, “Give me a kiss first. I will tell you afterwards.”

Then, Ackley walks over with his exhausted body and kisses Emmy on her cheek.

Emmy smiles and says, “You seem so reluctant but I still feel your intense love for me. I can totally feel that you love me more than yourself.”

Ackley says, “Jesus said to love your neighbors as yourself. And you are not just my neighbor. You are my lovely wife.”

Emmy says, “You sweet talker. You make me blush with your kind words full of love.”

Emmy keeps flipping her hair like a high school teenage girl been put in front of Brad Pitt.

Emmy continues, “Guess what I have learned today.”

Ackley says, “French, Spanish? Cooking?”

Emmy says, “I already know a bit of French and Spanish. Are you saying that I am a bad cook? Why would I learn cookery? You now need to give me a kiss.”

Ackley says, “Don’t be mad. You are my perfect Stepford wife. I thought you wanted to multi-lingual because you are good with languages.”

Emmy says, “Didn’t I tell you I can speak a bit of French and Spanish? You forget what I told you all the time. I need to go cry now.”

Emmy starts whining.

Ackley says, “Oh my dear baby, please don’t cry. I stand by you alaways.”

Ackley then places his arm on her shoulder and kisses on her forehead.

Ackley says, “Look at my wife. You are like a little piggy, so cheerful and cute. Why don’t you tell me straight away? I don’t want to play these mind games with you anymore.”

Emmy says, “Promise me you won’t laugh?”

Ackley says, “Okay, I promise.”

Emmy says, “I learned graphic design with photoshop today.”

Ackley says, “Why graphic design?”

Hareta says, “You think I am stupid? I want to learn some cutting edge technological skills so you won’t underestimate me. You know I can’t code so I am trying to look intelligent in front of you.”

Ackley says, “You are so self-motivated.”

Emmy says, “Of course. I always have been. Don’t you remember I was a scholar too? Only you would take me as an idiot. You are so bad….”

Ackley says, “I wouldn’t. You are so smart. You are a genius. You are one lucky baby because I am your husband.”

Emmy says, “Are you flattering yourself again?”

Ackley says, “I just want to wake up beside you every day till we grow old together.”

Emmy says, “You are already doing this.”

Ackley says, “I am living my life without any regrets.”

Emmy says, “You wouldn’t know how much effort I have put in to build up your current life.”

Ackley says, “I know, I know. I am very thankful. Tell me what you learned today, okay?”

Emmy says, “You know I can’t code or hack. You know, hacking is all you need to succeed. So I take up computer graphics.”

Ackley says, “Wow, how smart!”

Emmy says, “You know even kindergarten kids can use photoshop to change the world and create imagined realities.”

Ackley says, “How?”

Emmy says, “Let’s say I am chatting with you at home. I can conveniently remove your clothes with ease so you appear naked with me on a beach. Even if I am wearing a turtle neck indoor, I can alter the background and you wouldn’t have a clue what I have modified. Isn’t it amazing?”

Ackley says, “Is this my wife talking about information technology?”

Emmy says, “I thought it would be complicated to alter perception. I thought photoshopped pictures look fake. But actually, with just a few buttons and dirty tricks, I can change the world with a magic wand.”

Ackley says, “Change the world with a magic wand?”

Emmy says, “Yes, no exaggeration. Even idiots like me can learn these tricks in a few hours. It is not even magic. I can now alter perception, create illusions, change reality and turn the impossible into possible. Truth lies in pictures, right? I can play God now. No, even God cannot eliminate the evil and even God cannot modify realities and even God cannot manage this world. But I can do that. I am outperforming the omnipotent. I don’t even need to pray. I accomplish and make happen the infinite possibilities. I can influence the world and perform miracles. Touch me and you shall be healed.”

Emmy is getting super excited and keeps sharing her magical tricks, “You know it is so easy to do transplants. You don’t even need a boob job or surgery to look hot. Just a few buttons, I can put a Britney Spears sad face onto Kim Kardashian’s body. I can even turn Jennifer Lawrence into Emma Stone.”

Ackley says, “What a great skill to have!”

Emmy says, “Not only that. I can produce thousands of video clips with just one image and generate my voice to put words I never said onto the tape. I can remove the things I don’t like from the background without being noticed. My homework is to put Natalie Portman’s face onto Keira Knightley.”

Ackley says, “Can you get my cock bigger? Didn’t you always say my cock is too small. I need a penis enlargement magic pill?”

Emmy says, “You idiot. Even though it is kind of small, I don’t think it helps you get better sex with a penis transplant.”

Ackley says, “You said you don’t enjoy it with me.”

Emmy says, “You misunderstand me. You don’t know how to have sex.”

Emmy turns her back against Ackley with an angry face.

Ackley says, “Yes I know. It is putting where I pee into where you pee down there.”

Emmy says, “Lost in Omotesando…..”

Ackley says, “Norwegian woods….”

Emmy makes a shy face and says, “What are you implying? I am a very innocent angel. I don’t know what you meant to say. I am totally ignorant about gender relationships.”

Emmy pokes her finger to her chubby face, like those sweeties you see in animations. You will cringe when you see this.

Emmy says, “You know some people like to collect men’s foreskins to bring luck to themselves.”

Ackley says, “Yes, dicks are meant to be lucky. Don’t you know about luck fucks?”

Emmy says, “Let me tell you a story. Around two thousand years ago, there was a costal city in Italy called Pompeii.”

Ackley says, “So history lesson now?”

Emmy says, “Let me finish first. It is related to your liking of penises.”

Ackley says, “Okay! Go on, please.”

Emmy says, “There was a very big catastrophe which turned the city into a dead hell. Volcanic eruption brought heaps of ashes onto the city which buried thousands of lost souls in split seconds. Their corpses still looked in pain even thousands of years have passed.”

Ackley says, “There is no volcano in Hong Kong.”

Emmy says, “Never say never. Pompeii people thought that they were living in a lala land too. They didn’t know they were next to a timed bomb. Pompeii was not even a first tier city at the time. It was just a commercial port. They lived a luxury life, lustful too. You can see all these artworks with different sexual positions on the unearthed walls. You know, the city was filled with brothels which made up of dozens of tiny rooms. There was just a bed and four walls with sex paintings. Some are gay sex, private sex parties and animal sex even. You would be surprised at their ancient porn. They swapped wives and husbands too.”

Ackley says, “It has been two thousand years. Why do you talk about it now?”

Emmy says, “I am not done yet. From the historical artefacts that were unearthed from the city, archeologists found a lot of sculptures of male penises. You know, Pompeii residents worshipped penises. They think that sex can bring them luck.”

Ackley says, “Wow, people were so open-minded. But why are you telling me this?”

Emmy says, “Please be patient. I have been wanting to tell you this, you know, human nature has not changed from two thousand years ago. Whether you are AD or BC, people still believe that sex can bring you luck. How ridiculous.”

Ackley says, “Wow, things like luck fucks do happen.”

Emmy says, “Yes. You know about that brand, Yale’s luck-key 7? Thank god you are not a Yale graduate. But your brother is.”

Ackley says, “We are highly educated. We are intelligent. We do appropriate things.”

Emmy says, “Academics lack common sense.”

Ackley says, “You think too much again. Go take a shower now.”

Ackley starts to switch topics so Emmy begins to sing.

Listen up and I'll tell a story About an artist growing old Some would try for fame and glory Others aren't so bold

And everyone in friends and family Sayin' "hey go get a job Why do you only do that only Why are you so odd?

"And we don't really like what you do We don't think anyone ever will We think you have a problem And this problem's made you ill"

The artist walks among the flowers Appreciating the sun He's out there all his waking hours Oh and who's to say he's wrong

But the artist walks alone

And someone says behind his back "He's got some gall to call himself that He doesn't even know where he's at"

And they sit in front of their tv Sayin' "hey isn't this a lot of fun" And they laugh at the artist Saying "he don't know how to have fun"

Listen up and I'll tell a story About an artist growin' old Some would try for fame and glory Others like to watch the world