A mid summer night hare (54）

Ackley has something to say again, “I have been wanting to tell you this…”

Hareta says, “What is it? Are you telling me that you like men?”

Ackley says, “No, actually it is all Emmy’s fault. “

Hareta says, “Er…how?”

Ackley says, “I have been wanting to please Emmy, so……”

Hareta says, “So what did you do?”

Ackley says, “As a matter of fact, I had a penis enlargement and subsequently a penis transplant a few years ago. But the surgery was a failure so it is now blue and deformed.”

Hareta says, “You had a penis transplant? She made you do this?”

Ackley says, “That evil bitch always makes fun of my penis size and said I made her painful down below. She always brags about her ex Dino Saw and how he made her feel comfortable. It’s all because of my penis size. How am I any less than her first love? She is obsessed with big cocks. So I decided to get a donkey ass transplant surgery to satisfy her in bed.”

Hareta says, “This woman is so ungrateful.”

Ackley says, “I have seen Dino Saw’s penis. It is gigantic. I feel so bad afterwards. Emmy has said that I am not her first. I cannot take it anymore. So I decided to have the surgery. But she only makes fun of my penis because the transplant was unsuccessful. To be honest, we haven’t slept with each other for 13 years.”

Hareta says, “No sex for 13 years? Platonic love?”

Ackley says, “You know she is a perfectionist. She looks down on me and calls me a eunuch. She said a blue and deformed penis is even worse than a pointy one. She always claims to be a conservative but actually she is just playing men like a boy toy underneath the mask of a monk. She has no conscience. I can only outsource all the sexual activities with prostitutes and sex workers. She doesn’t even let me touch her in bed. The last time she took off her pants in front of me was 2004 spring when we went to Maldives. I did all these for her because I love her. I just want to be a good man, and a good husband. I want to satisfy her sexual needs. I have a reason for all these…..”

Hareta says, “This hypocritical fake woman! I love you. I love your defects and your all. I won’t leave you.”

Ackley says, “She is more desperate than desperate housewives. You know what, I have not had sex with her because I just can’t quench her insatiable needs in bed. She said I have kidney stones and kidney failures. That’s true. But you know why? It is because I ejaculate too much. But I still love her. Afterall, I am her husband. I still feel responsible for her.”

Hareta says, “You are a good man. She doesn’t know how to appreciate you. She is an idiot.”

Ackley begins to cry, “You know what’s more? She always says I converted my sexuality because she wants to hide the fact that she is a transgender.”

Hareta says, “Transgender? What do you mean?”

Ackley says, “She is a tom boy, a lady boy, a transvestite, a transgender. She cannot face her own peculiar sexual orientations so she goes around to say that I am a homosexual.”

Hareta says, “Emmy is a transgender?”

Ackley says, “That’s why she calls me gay just to make herself look better.”