A mid summer night hare (57)

This pair of cheating couple likes to think of themselves as the ultimate justice league. After some passionate make-outs, they return to the cruel real world.

Ackley lands home. Emmy is still as loving as usual. He continues his game.

Emmy says, “I am going to start working in the business world. I do have some ideas of how the world works. I will work as an insurance broker. Buy a package from me first. Everyone thinks that I live in a pretty pink house but I want to do something for the world too. If anything bad happens, at least I have some monetary compensation. Sign this here. This is your life insurance plan.”

Ackley says, “Just sign it here?”

Emmy says, “Yes, you pay 3000 a month until 60 and you will have a pension fund until 100. If touch wood you have cancer or any terminal diseases, they will pay for your medical expenses. Insurance is a very altruistic philanthropy.”

Ackley says, “My wife is so kind-hearted. She always puts my needs first before hers.”

Actually, Ackley is laughing at Emmy at the back of his mind. He is about to dump her like a trash but she is still planning for their retirement. In his eyes, Emmy is totally clueless about his affairs and his cunning plans. Emmy is so devoted to the family, a doll’s house. If anything, Ackley is really the equivalent of the likes of Torvald and Dr. Rank.

Emmy says, “Let me fill out the form for you. I know your medical history anyways. You just need to sign it here. Don’t worry. There is a free coupon for a health check-up. Please visit the clinic in Central tomorrow. “

Ackley says, “My wife is so smart with her financials. I need to thank you for that.”

Emmy says, “You wouldn’t know what I have done for you.”

Ackley says, “Thank you, my good wife.”

Emmy says, “You deserve all that I have done for you throughout these years.”

Then Emmy takes out a gift from behind.

Emmy says, “I have prepared this for you. You must like it.”

Ackley says, “What is this? A photo frame to put our naked pictures?”

Emmy says, “You are sick.”

Ackley says, “Ties?”

Emmy says, “No. Guess again！“

Ackley says, “Cookies? Cakes? Something edible?”

Emmy says, “No, you wear it.”

Ackley says, “A jumper?”

Emmy says, “No, it’s a choker with a whip.”

Then Emmy takes out a lacey black choker with a silver cross together with a black leathered biker whip framed with stones and diamonds.

Ackley says, “Sex toys again?

Emmy says, “To thank you and to congratulate you on your road rashes.”

Ackley is not aware of the messages in Emmy’s gifts. In his eyes, Emmy is just a homey sweet heart full of well-hearted wishes for her beloved husband. Emmy is just a high school prom queen with lots of love, desperate for a romantic yet unrealistic marriage. She is doing everything she could just to please her husband.

Ackley says, “You are so forever young at heart. A cute little girl. The world is beautiful. Please continue to treat everyone with love to cast away hatred.”

Emmy says, “I am just a child who refuses to grow up. I am childish and naïve. I am forever innocent. I am one simple-minded girl who knows nothing about this world. So please wear this choker and biker whip on your road rash.”

Ackley says, “You want to hold me tight and tie me up with this leash? Thank you for your love.”

Emmy says, “You would never know what I have done to get you to where you are now.”

Emmy then starts turning around like a little cute baby and puts her head onto his shoulder.

Ackley says, “You are so kind all the time. What would happen if I am to leave you one day? You will fall hard. How are you going to live without me?”

Emmy says, “Please don’t curse yourself. I won’t let you die just like that. You owe me a lot still. Never forget my intentions when we first started our relationship.”

Then Emmy starts singing:

Don't stop, never give up

Hold your head high and reach the top

Let the world see what you have got

Bring it all back to you

Hold on to what you try to be, your individuality

When the world is on your shoulders

Just smile and let it go

When people try to put you down

Just walk on by don't turn around

You only have to answer to yourself

Don't you know it's true what they say

That life it ain't easy

But your time's coming around

So don't you stop tryin'

Don't stop, never give up

Hold your head high and reach the top

Let the world see what you have got

Bring it all back to you

Dream of falling in love

Anything you've been thinking of

When the world seems to get too tough

Bring it all back to you

Try not to worry 'bout a thing

Enjoy the good times life can bring

Don't keep it all inside you

Gotta let let your feelings show

Imagination is the key 'cause you are your own destiny

You never should be lonely when time is on your side

Don't you know, it's true what they say

Things are sent to try you

But your time's coming around

So don't you stop tryin'

Don't stop, never give up

Hold your head high and reach the top

Let the world see what you have got

Bring it all back to you

Dream of falling in love

Anything you've been thinking of

When the world seems to get too tough

Bring it all back to you

But Ackley is audially impaired so he cannot understand the lyrics. All he can hear is a happy girl buzzing a happy song….

And he keeps on dreaming of the day when he can finally leave Emmy alone….