A mid summer night hare (63)

Ackley still cannot believe what he has heard. He drags his tired body and goes home. Emmy greets him with a big smile as usual.

Emmy says, “My hubby, you are home?”

Ackley says, “Yes…..”

Emmy says, “What’s wrong? Have you done something wrong? You look distressed.”

Ackley says, “Everything is over. I am over.”

Emmy says, “What’s the big deal? Things can be much worse. You still have us. Edison and I will be next to you witnessing your ups and downs. What’s past is just prologue.”

Ackley says, “No, my life is over. I am not even a man anymore.”

Now, Emmy sings their favorite song “Scientist”

I was just guessing at numbers and figures Pulling your puzzles apart Questions of science, science and progress Do not speak as loud as my heart

Tell me you love me Come back and haunt me Oh and I rush to the start Running in circles, chasing our tails Coming back as we are

Nobody said it was easy Oh it's such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be so hard I'm going back to the start

Ackley says, “I don’t have any mood for your stupid love songs.”

Emmy says, “Don’t you remember this song when we first dated? I never changed a bit since the day you met me. It is just that you never see through me.”

Ackley says, “You never even loved me. You love Dino Saw, don’t you? I never win over your heart. You only think about your first love.”

Emmy sings, “Longer than ther've been fishes in the ocean, 

Higher than any bird ever flew,  Longer than there've been stars up in the heavens,  I've been in love with you.” 

Ackley says, “Now you finally admit that you like Dino Saw better because he has a longer cock. You think my penis is too short for you!”

Emmy says, “Can you wake up from your delusions? Do you know what you are talking about? You are not my first. I told you a million times.” 

Ackley says, “You shameless woman. You never love me for a second. If you truly love me, why do you keep missing Dino Saw’s longer penis?”

Emmy says, “What ever happened?”

Then she starts singing,

You get taken all the time for a fool.

I don't know why.

You're so gullible but I don't mind.

That's not the problem.

Ackley says, “You know what, don’t you ever think you can win this game! You can love your Dino Saw but I fuck your best friend Hareta a dozen times. This is fairness. You don’t love me but I don’t love you either!”

Lovers, keep on the road you're on Runners, until the race is run Soldiers, you've got to soldier on Sometimes even the right is wrong

They are turning my head out To see what I'm all about Keeping my head down To see what it feels like now But I have no doubt One day, we're gonna get out

Tonight maybe we're gonna run Dreaming of the Osaka sun Oh, oh Dreaming of when the morning comes

Ackley goes, “You know, you are just an idiot. I sleep with every girl around you. And you still think you are loved. You are so naïve!”

Emmy says, “You stay positive. You two make a pair of perfectly matched old flappy sneakerhead Shu’s.”

Ackley says, “Yes, she is the Wonder Woman. We are the Justice League.”

Emmy says, “Just…….ice.”

Ackley says, “You have no conscience. I am on the side of justice. Don’t you think you are better than us just because you read some books. I know literature too. Old MACDONALD had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Emmy says, “You are hopeless. Illiteracy is a misfortune and should not be taken as a privilege.”

Ackley says, “How do you know my conditions? Has the doctor told you too?”

Emmy says, “Yes, she told me that they have quarantined you. I already told them our pseudo relationship that we have never had any sexual intercourse ever and I have not been in bed with you for the last 13 years. I will co-operate with them to stop your viruses from spreading.”

Ackley says, “You knew about it already? I don’t believe in a word you say. You two are plotting this against me.”

Emmy says, “Viva forever, I'll be waiting Everlasting, like the sun Live forever, for the moment Ever searching for the one.”