A mid summer night hare (72)

Ackley says, “How am I a frog under a well?”

Emmy says, “You have no real friends. All friends with benefits. You are detached from this world. You are traveling in space this entire time. We are on parallel universes. Please keep looking down on earth and conquer your imaginary world.”

Ackley says, “What’s wrong with that?”

Emmy says, “If the world is a pyramid, then be prepared to live in a tomb. Have you heard of the term post truth? Fake news? I have already told you, I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.”

Ackley says, “Why should I believe you?”

Emmy starts singing, “Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up. Don’t believe me, just watch!”

But Ackley is deaf so he does not get the meaning of this song again.

Emmy continues, “So everyone is living in hell outside of Hong Kong. Apart from the states, Canada, Australia and England, every other country is a third world country. I tell you what, not everyone from Switzerland is rich and even Africans and Indians can have the wealth of a state. Don’t use GDP to judge a person’s wealth. Use your brain. Also, my religion is not written on my face. My class, background, religious beliefs, values, family, upbringing, personalities, open-mindedness and sexual partners are not written on my face. You idiot.”

Ackley argues, “So after all you are a communist. You are a Chinese spy. You want to overthrow capitalism and colonialism. You want to overrule Hong Kong with your evilness.”

Emmy says, “Don’t underestimate China yet. You think everyone from mainland is starving and gold everywhere in Hong Kong, right? I tell you what, the billionaires from China and the monopolies in Hong Kong are not on the same level.”

Ackley says, “Not the same level? You are lower. Hong Kong is so elevated. All rich people get their wealth from illegal means in China. They can’t speak English. They all corrupt.”

Emmy says, “This is like saying every Hong Kong resident, male or female, sell their bodies up for social benefits so as to maintain peace and spread love. What a sweeping statement!”

Ackley says, “Hong Kong is so prosperous. Hong Kong is such a beautiful city. Hong Kong is so peaceful. We have no terrorists because we all sleep with each other for world peace. We make love not wars.”

Emmy says, “Yes, those sex workers from Shanghai Street all serve you well. Fire and ice.”

Ackley says, “I am just promoting the universal love of Jesus.”

Emmy says, “You know, when a tycoon rapes a loser, it is no news. But when a loser rapes and videotapes a tycoon, there is something seriously wrong with the loser’s brain and it is definitely going to make headlines everywhere.”

Ackley says, “I should be the tycoon. You are just lucky to be born in a rich family. I work hard every day but I only end up being a loser in your eyes? This is so unfair!”